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+<li><a href="mantis.html">The mantis shrimp</a></li>
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+title: Mantis Shrimp
+date: 2011-08-09 
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+## All glory to the mantis shrimp
+
+The mantis shrimp is the best animal on earth, period (and it comes in multiple colors, yay).
+
+When something is nicknamed "thumb splitter" and has its own order in the scientific classification, you know this is getting serious.
+
+But what is really marvelous about this shrimp is its claws.
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+They use them to strike with the "elbow" with an acceleration of 10,400 g (~about the acceleration of a .22 calibre bullet).
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+> Because they strike so rapidly, they generate cavitation bubbles between the appendage and the striking
+> surface. The collapse of these cavitation bubbles produces measurable forces on their prey in addition
+> to the instantaneous forces of 1,500 newtons that are caused by the impact of the appendage against the
+> striking surface, which means that the prey is hit twice by a single strike; first by the claw and then
+> by the collapsing cavitation bubbles that immediately follow. Even if the initial strike misses the
+> prey, the resulting shock wave can be enough to kill or stun the prey.
+>
+>-- [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp#Classification_and_the_claw)
+
+That's not all, they also possess the best eyesight in animal kingdom.
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+Each eye has trinocular vision, depth perception, can see polarized light and hyperspectral color vision.
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+And they are not afraid to use their features as these creatures are quite aggressive.
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+Try to keep them inside a tank and they'll likely eat everything inside before breaking free.
+
+Badass animal who doesn't give a shit? Yup!
+
+
+### Everyone agrees this shrimp is awesome
+
++ [Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp)
++ [TED Talk about the fastest animal, aka the mantis shrimp](http://www.ted.com/talks/sheila_patek_clocks_the_fastest_animals.html)
++ [Even the Oatmeal agrees with me](http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp)
++ [Crustacean deathmatches on Japanese TV](http://www.japanprobe.com/2009/02/11/crustacean-deathmatches-on-japanese-tv/)
+
+
+### Other crazy animals
+
+The [Axolotl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl) is pretty cool as well.